"Tri je ujutro, a moj susjed ima sastanak s lubenicama."
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"Naši su susjedi vrlo precizno očistili svoj dio ograde."

Susjedi su ostavili vrtne prskalice uključene preko noći i sada uživaju u Narniji.

"Ovo je Carter. Pokucao mi je na vrata da pita može li dobiti bananu i otišao."

"Idiot od mog susjeda ostavlja jezivu lutku na prozoru kako bi uplašio prolaznike."

"Automobil mog susjeda"

"Susjeda nam je donijela božićne kolače na ovom tanjuru. Kada samo ih pojeli, pročitali smo ovo: Ne upotrebljavajte za hranu. Artikl može otrovati. Samo za dekorativne svrhe."

Gole lutke u susjedovu vrtu?!

Susjedi su za Božić okitili golemi penis-drvo.

Evo kako spriječiti susjede da vam bacaju lopte na prozor.

"Susjed mi je dugovao novac. Ovako mi je platio."

"Susjedov mačak napumpao je moju mačku. Jutros sam pred vratima našao 'podršku za dijete'."

Čudna proslava 40. rođendana

"Ovo je jučer izlazilo kroz prozor mojih susjeda."

"Moj glupi susjed zamrznuo je grude snijega i bacao ih na mene u srpnju."

Svaki je prozor drukčiji.

"Došao sam s posla i zatekao dvije bačve 'analnog lubrikanta' u susjedovu dvorištu."

Susjedi vole zavirivati, a oni to ne vole.

Susjedi izveli kućne ljubimce u šetnju.

"Već dva dana susjedi imaju agavu u kamionetu. Zalijevaju je i sve. Nisam imao petlju pitati ih zašto."

Kakva ideja - mikrovalna kao poštanski sandučić!

"Pogledam kroz prozor, a susjedov pas ovako sjedi."

"Moj susjed je postavio ogradu kako mu nitko ne bi automobilom ulazio u dvorište."

Kakva dobrodošlica - otirač s natpisom: Oh, s*anje, ne opet ti!

Susjed je postavio sliku svog mačka uz natpis: Molim da ne bacate opuške u moje dvorište. Mačak se iskrada noću i puši ih, a pokušavamo ga odviknuti od cigareta.

Susjedi imaju osobnog dostavljača WC papira.

Automobil na drva

Susjed je kratio vrijeme razgovarajući s mačkom.

Pogodite na kojem katu stanuju muškarci, a na kojem žene.